barrettalkamoos

Sun, 04 Jul 2004 13:14:28 GMT

seeing incubus live is awesome

Mon, 28 Jun 2004 03:31:21 GMT

i can be a real dick sometimes, this is an apology to anyone who i have been a dick to, not like anyone will read this but hey, why not

Tue, 15 Jun 2004 01:59:16 GMT

How to make a barrettalkamoos

Ingredients:

3 parts competetiveness

5 parts silliness

1 part

Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add emotion to taste! Do not overindulge!

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

i lied

Sat, 29 May 2004 00:39:45 GMT

I LOVE PENIS CAKES not the penis's themselves, just the cakes with penis's on them they are so much fun and im seeing Mean girls for the second

I <3 Lindsay Lohan 4eva

this is the end

Fri, 28 May 2004 01:13:36 GMT

I do believe that this will be my last entry. I know nobody cares because nobody reads this crap anyway. Plus i never update it even though i have plenty to tell about but im just that lazy when im home, and ihave two jobs and school. i need summer.

so goodbye all my livejournal buddies who never read or respond to my journals

Fri, 27 Feb 2004 02:44:14 GMT

the state of massachusettes says i can drive

Tue, 24 Feb 2004 00:32:34 GMT

i never thought we would ever be friends, but then u were great and i thought we could be great friends, but i was wrong, true friends arent people who u can just write off....what a great friend u turned out to be and the sad part is im not the only one uve done it before, its not right

Thu, 12 Feb 2004 03:40:56 GMT

how much does live journal suck i think i quit cuz i was going for the captain kirk effect with the long pauses between sentance fragments but livejournal decides to be an ass and gets rid of all the sace i put between the sentance fragments bullshit im fucking done

beam me up scotty

Thu, 12 Feb 2004 00:29:03 GMT

cpatains log: Star date 2-11-2004 well i guess its been a long while since i have entered in this log on that note nothing to report i lead one boring yet meaningless life i am a drain on society and this economy

warp speed ahead!!!!!

IM GIVIN HER ALL SHES GOT!!

new topic of conversation

Wed, 24 Dec 2003 14:19:23 GMT

alright everyone i think that we have all established the fact that the lord of the rings is great and all but seriously, drop it,im starting to get sick of it. its christmas as much as i HATE christmas talk about that something other than lord of the rings pleeeeaaaase

YES! I AM ALL THAT IS MAN!

Sun, 07 Dec 2003 03:25:13 GMT

What is Your Destiny? by Valcion
Name
Color
Birthday
Destiny	Enslaver of all humanity
Date when you fufill your destiny	December 1, 2022

Created with quill18's MemeGen!

Sun, 07 Dec 2003 03:21:10 GMT

today was a good day, could have been better, worked cuz im broke, it wasnt busy cuz the snow and got to close a little early, then i played with legos for like an hour it was amazing, i wish i could be 5 again, then kinda slept for a bit and eventually went snowboarding with matt, first time out for the year, new board to excellent board, good times and then a 40 mintue ride home in the blizzard-like conditions and i really hope it continures throught tomorrow so nobody will want to drive so they wont come in to eat. and then a 4 o clock pats game against miami...could this this be a repeat of the infamous snowbowl where the guy came out on a tractor and cleared a spot for our kicker to kick the only points scored in the game for us to win 3-0.......we can only hope

Thu, 27 Nov 2003 03:45:53 GMT

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FRESKA IS RETARDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is comic GOLD

Wed, 26 Nov 2003 19:47:37 GMT

RidecontrolEX (1:58:59 PM): so long story short i havent takn a crap in 2 weeks and i think the gerbil is dead
RidecontrolEX (1:59:01 PM): OOOPS
RidecontrolEX (1:59:05 PM): WRONG BOX
RidecontrolEX (1:59:16 PM): u didnt see taht
RidecontrolEX (1:59:20 PM): im serious
xhermitcorex (1:59:28 PM): i did, and therefore, you are obligated to explain it
RidecontrolEX (1:59:36 PM): no forget u ever read it
RidecontrolEX (1:59:40 PM): or even i IMed u
RidecontrolEX (1:59:46 PM): im serious
xhermitcorex (2:00:19 PM): well thats going to be a bit difficult. its not every day that someone says that they haven't taken a crap in forever and a gerbil is dead
RidecontrolEX (2:00:58 PM): ok do you want to hear that i stuck a gerbil up my ass and couldnt get it out????
RidecontrolEX (2:01:04 PM): is that wat you wanna hear?
xhermitcorex (2:01:04 PM): WHAT?!!
RidecontrolEX (2:01:07 PM): NOOOO

xhermitcorex (2:01:17 PM): that is the worst thing i've ever heard in my life
RidecontrolEX (2:01:42 PM): u dont tell a soul
RidecontrolEX (2:01:47 PM): please?
xhermitcorex (2:01:55 PM): thats sooooo gross
xhermitcorex (2:01:58 PM): are you serious.
xhermitcorex (2:03:16 PM): are you?
RidecontrolEX (2:03:45 PM): just promise me u wont sayANYTHING
xhermitcorex (2:03:58 PM): your lying that's horrific
RidecontrolEX (2:04:16 PM): promise?
RidecontrolEX (2:04:21 PM): im dead serious
xhermitcorex (2:04:32 PM): is it out yet?!
RidecontrolEX (2:04:38 PM): no!
RidecontrolEX (2:04:43 PM): i dont wanna talk about it
xhermitcorex (2:04:52 PM): go to the hospital or something!
RidecontrolEX (2:05:07 PM): do u know how embarrassing thats gonna be
RidecontrolEX (2:05:12 PM): they would have to tell my parents
RidecontrolEX (2:05:15 PM): how would i explain that
xhermitcorex (2:05:16 PM): no they dont
xhermitcorex (2:05:23 PM): you are not serious.
RidecontrolEX (2:05:28 PM): my dad would kick me out of the house
xhermitcorex (2:05:35 PM): ok, was it a um, accident
RidecontrolEX (2:05:53 PM): IT WAS AN ACCIDENT A GERIL GOT IN MY FUCKING ASS!!!!!
xhermitcorex (2:06:50 PM): um I'm fairly sure he wouldn't crawl up there...lord, ok seriously get help or something'
RidecontrolEX (2:08:42 PM): i dont want to
RidecontrolEX (2:08:47 PM): it would ruin my home life
xhermitcorex (2:09:04 PM): and having a gerbil stuck up your ass isn't ruining it already?
RidecontrolEX (2:09:31 PM): well after two weeks i kinda got used to it......
RidecontrolEX (2:09:42 PM): if it causes any serious problems ill consider help
xhermitcorex (2:10:18 PM): ahhhhhh no you should talk to the nurse or something, you could call your doctor, they don't have to report anything unless your suicidal and homicidal
RidecontrolEX (2:10:30 PM): or gun shot wound
RidecontrolEX (2:10:46 PM): well im under 18
RidecontrolEX (2:10:49 PM): they have to tell
RidecontrolEX (2:10:50 PM): by law
xhermitcorex (2:11:26 PM): well yea but we're not talking about guns were talking about gerbils..and if you go to pediatric
xhermitcorex (2:11:43 PM): pediatric's west if your over 15 they dont have to tell if you dont want them to
RidecontrolEX (2:13:08 PM): promise not to tell anyone?
xhermitcorex (2:13:33 PM): no, im going to post it on livejournal, and then tell my whole family at thankgiving
xhermitcorex (2:13:51 PM): who were you telling when you IMed me by mistake?
RidecontrolEX (2:13:55 PM): canu help me out i have some vaseline left over and u can wear gloves?
xhermitcorex (2:14:13 PM): um i think you should go to the doctors
RidecontrolEX (2:14:58 PM): i could go to the pet store and get a cat maybe it can get it
xhermitcorex (2:15:11 PM): are you making this up
xhermitcorex (2:16:23 PM): you are your such a creep i believed you!
RidecontrolEX (2:16:23 PM): why the hell would i be kidding about this?!
RidecontrolEX (2:16:31 PM): are you shitting me
xhermitcorex (2:16:31 PM): i dont know!
RidecontrolEX (2:16:38 PM): how could i make this up
xhermitcorex (2:16:48 PM): were you serious about the cat because that probably wouldnt work
xhermitcorex (2:17:05 PM): Go to the doctor!!
RidecontrolEX (2:17:44 PM): i need u to help me
xhermitcorex (2:17:55 PM): the school nurse
can probably help you i bet they have little kids that have stuck erasers up their nose all the time, so um, maybe they can help you too
RidecontrolEX (2:19:59 PM): i dont know what to do!

xhermitcorex (2:20:10 PM): call the doctors. do you want me to call them for you?
RidecontrolEX (2:20:19 PM): no!
xhermitcorex (2:20:25 PM): why not!
RidecontrolEX (2:20:29 PM): im thinkin im just gonna use my shop vac
RidecontrolEX (2:20:35 PM): 5 horsepower might do the trick
xhermitcorex (2:20:42 PM): your lying
RidecontrolEX (2:20:58 PM): i fit the gerbal up there im sure the hose would fity
xhermitcorex (2:21:28 PM): seriously i dont think you shoudl put anything else in there
RidecontrolEX (2:21:44 PM): well this is an emergency
RidecontrolEX (2:21:49 PM): and i think ill never do this again
RidecontrolEX (2:22:00 PM): but i was wrong when i thought the gerbil would come out
xhermitcorex (2:22:12 PM): why did you put it up there in the first place?!!?!?!?!
RidecontrolEX (2:22:28 PM): sexual experimentation
xhermitcorex (2:22:36 PM): the poor gerbil. you deserve what you get for torturing animals....WHAT?!!? WORST EVER
xhermitcorex (2:22:40 PM): maybe you should do that anymore
xhermitcorex (2:23:34 PM): and maybe you should talk to someone, like...a doctor. but not the same doctor you talk to to get the gerbil out
RidecontrolEX (2:23:59 PM): r u implying a need mental help
xhermitcorex (2:24:13 PM): yes, i am, but its not a bad thing
RidecontrolEX (2:24:20 PM): what i do with my body is my own choice
xhermitcorex (2:24:39 PM): true, but not a good idea if you hurt yourself
RidecontrolEX (2:24:44 PM): if u want to have abortions i think i should be able to stick whatever i want in my ass
xhermitcorex (2:25:43 PM): well i'm pro-life if you were wondering,execpt for rape or when the mother's life's endanger, but you're the one who needs help with the gerbil
RidecontrolEX (2:27:17 PM): YOU ARE THE MOST GULLABLE FUCKING PERSON I HAVE EVER MET IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RidecontrolEX (2:27:22 PM): MY LORD
xhermitcorex (2:27:31 PM): your a terrible peson!!!!!!
RidecontrolEX (2:27:43 PM): A GERBIL
RidecontrolEX (2:27:45 PM): COME ON

xhermitcorex (2:27:48 PM): DONT YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO WITH YOUR VACATION?!
RidecontrolEX (2:27:52 PM): they did it on a southpark episode
xhermitcorex (2:27:54 PM): SERIOUSLY GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xhermitcorex (2:28:13 PM): i didnt beleive you
RidecontrolEX (2:28:20 PM): yeah sure
RidecontrolEX (2:28:28 PM): u offered to call the doctor for me!
xhermitcorex (2:28:33 PM): hahahaha your such a creep!
RidecontrolEX (2:28:41 PM): it was amazingly funny
RidecontrolEX (2:28:45 PM): thanks for the barrel of laughs
xhermitcorex (2:28:47 PM): you creeeeeeeeeeep
RidecontrolEX (2:28:58 PM): im sorry it had to happen at ur expense
xhermitcorex (2:29:19 PM): no your not
xhermitcorex (2:29:33 PM): i thought you were serious.
xhermitcorex (2:29:51 PM): except for the getting the cat to chase it out...i sortof thought you were kidding then.
xhermitcorex (2:31:05 PM): your such a creep im leaving.
xhermitcorex (2:31:21 PM): how many people have you been sending it to!?! did you really mean to tell me or was it an accident.
RidecontrolEX (2:31:51 PM): no it was all a bigjoke
RidecontrolEX (2:31:59 PM): hahaha
RidecontrolEX (2:32:14 PM): we didnt know how to bring that up in a normal conversation
xhermitcorex (2:32:17 PM): har har i was worried, that was the worst thing i had ever heard in my life.
xhermitcorex (2:32:19 PM): WE?!?!
RidecontrolEX (2:32:31 PM): hahahahhahahahahhahahahhaha
xhermitcorex (2:32:37 PM): who else.
RidecontrolEX (2:32:50 PM): at first steve stole my keyboard cuz it wireless
RidecontrolEX (2:32:55 PM): then we just kept it going
RidecontrolEX (2:33:05 PM): cuz it was hilarious and u wouldnt drop it
RidecontrolEX (2:33:11 PM): and U BELIEVED US
xhermitcorex (2:33:11 PM): i hate all of you. oh by the way um, this is jamie
RidecontrolEX (2:33:18 PM): u LIE
xhermitcorex (2:33:28 PM): your all creeps.
xhermitcorex (2:34:13 PM): meh I'm leaving that was one of the worst conversations ive ever had in my life behhhh your all such CREEPS
xhermitcorex is away at 2:34:19 PM.
xhermitcorex returned at 2:40:23 PM.
xhermitcorex is away at 2:40:28 PM.

Thu, 20 Nov 2003 22:14:42 GMT

everyone needs to chill and let things go and stop being so pissed off ur gonna have white hair and wrinkles before ur 20 from all the stress. so i made this terrible cd back in like 9th gradfe where the volume sudden will get louder and louder cuz when i was burning it on my old burner i messed up and didnt feel like making a new one so it just keeps getting really really loud...isketch is awesome its online pictionary with real people that u dont know AND ITS FREE u should all play it and mac and cheese + Amp after like 2 liters of water = severe stomach pains and trouble

yabadabadooo!!!!!!

Sat, 01 Nov 2003 22:05:01 GMT

oh yeah we won best group at the dance last night for the flintstones cuz we rock and everyone pulled off their costumes very welland we made them from scratch (well almost everyone) and also thanks to our excellent sewing skills and my feet kill so a big fuck u to everyone that stepped on them, plus i cant dance if my life depended on it, o how i wish i was black sometimes haha i must have three left feet or something and my costume wasnt cool cuz someone asked me to tie their shoe and the whole time i was down there my nuts were like hanging out it was aweful i hope no one saw but it was a blast and the dj was good for once

rambling from subject to subject

Wed, 22 Oct 2003 01:15:31 GMT

i think some time off from 4 square is needed desperately especially for steve cuz its interfering with other things like GIRLS how can 4 square be more important it just doesnt make sense and people who force u to write stuff on the back of tiny pictures when u haver pretty large messy wrtiting already are a big pain in my ass, also did u know if u put silver nitrateon ur hand it makes a purple stained spot, i made a smiley face and mrs blagg got pissed but now i have a semi permanant smiley face on my hand it rocks, i wonder how long it lasts tho

cheer up damn it

Sat, 18 Oct 2003 17:17:54 GMT

is everyone in westford bipolar or something cuz all of sudden EVERYTHING i read on livejournal is wicked emo and depressign about how much peoples lives suck just let it go be happyu make it sound like ur the most miserable people on earth its ri-god-damn-diculous cheer the fuck up. if u wanna let some anger out go to 4 square saturday nights at the academy by the teacher parking lot

Sun, 28 Sep 2003 22:23:15 GMT

every so often i look at the livejournals and make an entry but i got nothin

livejournals

Fri, 12 Sep 2003 21:33:16 GMT

theres three types of livejournal people that make entries a lot..the random people...the emo people...and devin strong and big j remey, all of which get kinda of annoyingi usually dont like reading other peoples journal and could care less if they read mine, cuz once i get three or four entires down its like an hour later cuz people leavelong ass enries about nothing or just anti government rambling or the emo entries where they dont wanna tell u exactly what happens cuz it might be embaraassing so u never understand whats going on so it just kinda aggrivates me, u people should be more happy and tell about interesting gripping stuff and not random inside jokes that no one gets like that sutpid fucking totally whole milk shit, ha i just figured out how to do all the mood and music thingys

Tue, 09 Sep 2003 20:41:43 GMT

school rocks this year i havent gotten below a 95 and have actually done all my homework but i still have to work after school which is completely pointless just so jeff can go home earlier and doesnt have to do as much work i hate going in for only like an hour its such a hassle and kills my afternoons, fuckin ath quiz sucked ass so many people didnt finish in the period and there was only ten problems but ulitmate frisbee wwas amazing and so far in cooking we have made pancakes and cookies i love that class

damn hooligans

Sun, 17 Aug 2003 19:15:04 GMT

soome kids i dont know who yet got stopped by the cops while walking past my house at 3 30 in the morning...so today i got a very angry message on my phone from my mom cuz my brother heard it all last night so my mom thought it was me luckily when will called and asked me if i wanted to sneak out i said no, good choice...damn holligans are gonna get me in trouble one of these days

Sun, 17 Aug 2003 03:03:15 GMT

will there be a part 3????????????

BBQ part 2

Sun, 17 Aug 2003 03:02:49 GMT

it was goood we made food and played frisbeee and erica step in dog shit barefooted yummy and marshmellows and grilled pickles and monopoly it was a good time and no cops

the BBQ part 1

Wed, 13 Aug 2003 02:42:42 GMT

the BBQ went well even tho there was rain cops and worst of all....my mom, but it was still a good time i dont feel like typing all about it cuz i already did but livejournal is retarded and i lost it all